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The Letter of the Law

When you’re driving down the highway, minding your own business, cruising at the speed of traffic, would you expect to be pulled over?  You would not.  Tonight, a referee just pulled us over for going 1 mph over the speed limit.

Mark Geiger will say he was following the rules.  He was.  But in soccer, and in life, being consistent is much more important than being strictly right.  Well, unless you’re just a jerk.  Or a cop.

Salihi did indeed encroach in the penalty area on De Rosario’s first penalty, but so did Sheanon Williams.  As Kyle Martino tweeted, if De Ro had missed that, would Geiger have forced a retake?  We’ll never know, but we’ll always know what we think about that.

The red card for Boskovic was another one of those, “Well he DID extend an arm at another player, so…” situations.  He CAN give a red there.  Should he?  No.  A yellow is sufficient.

Dudar’s red card was just stupid.  He has disappointed consistently this season, and I am hoping that his contract for next year is not guaranteed.  His style of play is just not a fit with the team, and his not being in the lineup is not a major problem.  What IS a problem is what his absence does to the rest of the lineup.

Jakovic will slide back in the middle (THANKS BE TO BABY JESUS), but that means we get treated to round 2 of the Mike Chabala show.  The first episode wasn’t very good, so I don’t think we need to see the second one so soon.  Also, Ethan White becomes the only option of the bench in case of injury.  We just got really thin, really fast.

In summary, Mark Geiger will probably sleep just fine tonight.  He will consult his trusty dogeared rule book, read aloud from its text, and enjoy the smell of his own flatulence.  You can be “right” and very wrong all at the same time, and we saw it tonight.

(Edit:  I’ll bet he’s related to Matt Geiger, who is burned into my brain as sucking at basketball.  Fixed, and thanks)

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Recap: DC United 0, Seattle Sounders 0

6 Word Novel Recap: “ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ, Off the post!”

The thing that came to mind as I watched this game from my new favorite section of 303 was that Sigi had turned on Team Pressing on high, and moved them to the very defensive setting on Fifa.  United players had 0.5 second on the ball before they were attacked with flying arms and legs, and the United players would usually oblige and give up the ball.

Luckily for DC, Seattle looked about as lost as they did in the final third.  The game was basically, “Long ball, interception, short pass, foul, free kick, interception, bad pass, throw in.”  At one point, there was a scrum in front of Seattle’s goal and my wife said that it looked like a youth soccer pack.  It really did.

The post was probably Inanimate Object of the Match, with two saves.  Hamdi Salihi, who I’m really gonna need to start scoring because I like him so much, had a square ball from Nick DeLeon to put in, but rung the top of the crossbar.  If I’m picking nits, the ball was a little behind him, but if you’re a goal scorer, that’s gotta be in the net.

Mr. Marc Burch, who was booed emphatically when he entered the game at the end, almost played the villain to a tee, when his header smacked the bar.  That would have been the most bitter pill imaginable, so lucky for us all, that’s not the narrative this AM.

PLAYER RATINGS

Joe Willis: 6

Wasn’t called on too often, but did a good job at stopping crosses and directing his defense.  He finally got a little rowdy on the field, which it a good thing to see.

Daniel Woolard: 6

He got called out, and for the most part, he met the challenge.  Although in Woolard’s case, meeting the challenge is not making any giant mistakes.

Dejan Jakovic: 7

Man of the match for me, Jakovic shut down Freddy Montero, received the silliest yellow card I’ve seen so far this season for a tackle, and made me forget about Brandon McDonald for 90 minutes.  As an aside, after the silliness of McDonalds suspension for a yellow card last week, I’m wondering if Jakovic can get his yellow overturned for what was clearly a ball first tackle?

Emiliano Dudar: 6

The thing I still get from Dudar is that he’s tall, and he likes to go up for corners.  I’m always afraid that he’s going to kick someone in the box, but he hasn’t validated that fear.  Yet.

Robbie Russell: 5

Yeah, this is getting to be a problem.  Russell, who I assumed was going to be a massive upgrade to the defense has looked really, really old and out of his depth at time.  He came off with a knock in the second half, replaced by Chris Korb, so it remains to be seen what his outlook is for next week.  However, Korb is not really an upgrade.  Aside from our centerbacks, our outside back options look like what happens when you spend all your money on forwards in MLS Fantasy.

Perry Kitchen: 4

I thought Perry had an awful game passing the ball.  His pass completion had to be around 50% (Edit: 31 passes completed, 19 intercepted.  Not great) and he looked off the pace a bit.  Perry needs a rest.

Dwayne De Rosario: 4

Part of this was a function of Alonso’s defense, but De Ro looked baaaaad last night.  Wasn’t on the same page with his teammates, wasn’t creating his own chances.  Just looked completely neutralized.

Danny Cruz: 6

I could watch this guy play every week.  100 MPH all the time, and he also has some skill.  Imagine if Andy had his engine….

Nick DeLeon: 5

A step down from last week, as I think Seattle game planned for him better than Dallas did.  Wasn’t awful, just not impactful.

Hamdi Salihi: 5

As mentioned before, I need Hamdi to score.  He didn’t, again.

Maicon Santos: 5

He was always going to have this game after he exploded in Dallas.  He held the ball up excellently, though.  So, good job Maicon!

SUBS

Branko Boskovic: 5

I thought he did better this time than he has in his previous substitute appearances.  I say that because you were actually aware of his presence last night, and that can’t always be said.  One thing I do not understand is that once he starts the attack, he will just stand near the center circle, with no effort to get into the attack.  Not a fan.

Chris Pontius: Meh

Chris Korb: Meh

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Reaction: DC United 0, Vancouver Whitecaps 0

Six Word Novel Recap: “Not good, not bad, but better.”

 

DC United went to BC Place with one goal in mind (probably).  Don’t lose.

After starting the season 0-2, albeit to very strong competition, United was facing the undefeated Whitecaps at home, who had yet to concede a goal so far this year.  Well, they still haven’t, but at least United destroyed the bagel in the points column.

No one watching would confuse this game with beautiful soccer.  Between the still gelling United team, and the seemingly bumped turf at BC Place, this game seem poised to offer goals only in transition or set pieces and not in slow build up.  The chances that came were just that, and DC looked eminently beatable on the counter (as noted by Fullback Files).  United must work harder to get back when they lose possession in the attacking third or else it could be a long season.

Ben Olsen made a few changes again, still looking for his magic formula for victory.  Woolard took over for the ineffectual Korb, and did an excellent job.  Still no Boskovic, with Olsen preferring the rookie Nick DeLeon to start on the left side.  Boskovic came on as a sub in the second half and had some nice passes and some bad passes.  As I said to someone else, you can see Boskovic is rusty and not match fit, but you’re paying him a lot and the only way to become match fit is to play full matches.

Player Ratings:

Willis 6:  Hard to rate someone who doesn’t have to face any shots on goal.  He gets a point for almost concussing himself but staying in the game.

Woolard 8:  Probably his best game for United.  Was all over the field, shutting stuff down.  Seeing Woolard in the midfield making tackles in stoppage time might have been THE definitive BEN OLSEN TEAM MOMENT.

McDonald 6: Solid, did his thing.

Dudar 7: I love this giant Argentine.  Astute pickup by the brain trust, as he is winning headers and stealing the ball off of forward’s feet.  He needs to be a little less Bambi-on-ice in the attacking box though.

Russell 5:  I really thought this guy would be awesome for United.  And he really hasn’t been, at least to my eyes.  He also has no one REALLY challenging him for time.

Saragosa 5:  Bite, etc.

DeLeon 6:  Moments of skill, moments of excessive skill leading to suboptimal outcomes.  Will be a good player for United, not ready to start IMO.

Cruz 5:  He ran around a lot.  He committed some fouls.

DeRosario 6:  Aside from Salihi’s header, DeRo had the lion’s share of DCU scoring opportunties, and by that, I mean he had two scoring opportunities.  Still not MVPDERO yet.

Santos 4:  NO MAS SANTOS.  NO MAS.

Salihi 5:  Hard to rate someone who doesn’t get service, but he had two chances, one of them stopped only by quasi divine intervention.  Starting to think that maybe United shouldn’t buy forwards that don’t create their own chances.

SUBS

Boskovic 5:  You know that I love Boskovic, for whatever reason.  But he needs lots of game time to be effective, and right now, he is neither effective or playing a lot.  Olsen appears to not have the patience to let Branko get his feet wet, so Bosko will have to bear down in training.  Either that, or he’ll be free to return to Austria in July.

Wolff NA:  Well, we know he’s still on the team.

Pontius 5:  Did the same as Cruz, wasn’t very noticeable.

Thoughts?

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Recap: DC United 0, Sporting KC 1

I promised you all that I would get D to do the 6 word recap.  That hasn’t happened.  So, as a head nod to his cleverness, I will be starting the 5 word novel recap.  I can only hope to be half as awesome as my inspiration.

5 Word Novel Recap: Dero- “Who are you guys?”


Leaving RFK, I had the inescapable feeling that I’ve seen this movie before.  The last time I sat in Section 316, I was watching the team capitulate to Chicago Fire in stoppage time, and feeling the urge to drink.  This time, I had to take a breath and realize that this was game 1 of a long season, and that this team has been retooled extensively with little time for coordination.

The best way to impart my feelings on the match are to do ye olde player ratings, instead of writing a journalistic recap, of which you can already find plenty.

Bill Hamid7 (Man of the Match)- I remember last season when many said Hamid was not making the saves he needed to, and that he wasn’t communicating with his back line.  Last night showed the benefit of USMNT callups and an extra year of seasoning.  Hamid was making every save he should, and most of the ones he shouldn’t.  He was communicating with his back line, despite their inability to do as he was instructing them.  More on that soon.

Daniel Woolard- 6 (1st half) 4 (2nd half) 5 average- In the first half, Woolard was being targeted by SKC, and aside from poor distribution and some strange throw in decisions, Woolard was proving adequate.  Not stellar, but not bad.  In the second half, Woolard was targeted less, but when he was called upon, he was unable to keep up his effort.  The goal was partly his fault, but mostly the fault of poor team marking.  This game was Daniel Woolard in a nutshell.

Brandon McDonald- 6  McDonald was the best of a bad to average backline last night.  He was physical, loud, and usually in the right place.  He had to cover for his partner frequently, and was not shy about telling Dejan what he thought of his performance.

Dejan Jakovic- 4 Poor performance from the Canadian, who seemed to be a step behind the entire night.  SKC has a quick and talented front line but Jakovic showed major rust and an inability to fight the speed of the opponent.  At the most important, Jakovic (one of the team’s tallest players) was inexplicably guarding an SKC player outside of the 18.  This proved decisive, and DC wound up walking out of RFK with no points.

Robbie Russell- 5 Not impressed with Russell last night.  Distribution was poor out of the back, and he was largely anonymous for most of the match.  I believe he will improve as the season progresses.

Andy Najar 6- The 6 is perhaps charitable, as despite Najar’s talent and speed, he was unable to provide service for the forwards.  A number of times, Najar refused to get the ball into the box with his left foot, preferring to try to send in a cross with his right despite no openings.  Along with the rest of the team, he showed a lack of understanding of his teammates.

Branko Boskovic 4- This one pains me, as I have been a Branko Booster since he’s gotten here.  To be fair, this is the first real match Branko has paid in about a year.  Unfortunately, that fact was plainly evident.  A number of square balls intercepted by the SKC midfield almost lead to goals, and he offered very little going forward.  He was more committed to defense than he has been in the past, but Branko needs to be better.

Perry Kitchen 5- Kitchen was doing the best he could, and that was pretty darn good.  Did a good job disrupting passing lanes and getting physical when necessary.  His presence will be noticeably missed.

Chris Pontius- 5- The team missed Pontius at the tail end of last season, and they were surely glad he was able to start the opening match of the season.  Not a bad match by Pontius, but like Najar, Chris was unable to provide service to Salihi and DeRo.

Dwayne De Rosario- 5- The 2011 MVP was anonymous, but skillful on the rare occasions he got the ball at his feet in the box.  More minutes with Branko and Salihi are important, and in the next few weeks, De Ro should be back to his old self.

Hamdi Salihi- 5- Salihi had two real opportunities, a lofted header and an odd man rush in the second half that he scuffed wide.  Hard to judge Hamdi on those two chances, especially since he rarely got the ball.  I am excited to see him as the weeks progress and the team gets a better understanding of how to get the ball to him.

Subs: Josh Wolff, Danny Cruz, Maicon Santos- 5 Neither good nor bad.  Only Santos had a chance to contribute, and it didn’t quite work out.  Olsen made the subs most probably would have made, but last night, they were ineffective.

All these numbers aside, patience is key for the DC United fan early this season.  As previously noted, this team has gone through major changes this season, and hasn’t had a chance to play together with the first choice XI.  Further call-ups and tournaments are certain to disrupt this as the season progresses, but as the season continues this offense will gel.  They are too talented not to.

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